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Home / Charles' Blog / “Appointed Forever” - A Hilarious Jab at Federal Judges To the Tune of “Happy Together”
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January 28, 2010
With even the President sounding off about the Supreme Court’s people-unfriendly decision in
Citizens United v. Federal Electoral Commission, it seems like a safe time to share this little gem that I discovered while completing my Continuing Legal Education requirements. While listening to several CDs of audio from the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers, I was spontaneously regaled by this hilarious recording – APPOINTED FOREVER – that Gerald Lefcourt used to preface his presentation. Here are the hilarious lyrics:
Imagine me as God, I know I do
It feels so right
To be a federal district judge and know that I’m
Appointed Forever!
I was annointed by the President
And revelation told him I was heaven-sent.
And Congress in their wisdom granted their consent.
Appointed forever!
I’m a federal judge and I’m smarter than you
For all my life!
I can do whatever I want to do
For all my life!
Bring to me discovery
No matter what the issue is, I guarantee,
Somebody will be sanctioned as the penalty,
And there’ll be no error.
My decisions cannot be questioned by you
I’m always right
And my wise discretion is never abused
For all my life
Think of me as royalty
When you appear before me
Fall upon your knees
Even at the very worst,
If you take me up to get reversed,
You’ll have to get the Circuit Court to hear you first,
And that takes forever
Appointed Forever
Employed Forever
Appointed Forever
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